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By Bob Larkin June 19, We've rounded up a list of our favorite cheesy, bad pick-up lines that are so unabashedly awful that you're almost guaranteed to get a smile. For as long as there have been single people looking for a relationship or at least a date for Saturday nightthere have been cheesy pick-up lines. Our Neanderthal ancestors used them—you can be sure some Caveman tried a line like "Can I hiber-mate with you through the Ice Age? So why have Sluts numbers free in Providence Rhode Island lines survived, even though they make us cringe?

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Do you have a map? Are you a parking ticket?

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Is your name Google? Are you my phone charger? Feel my shirt. Cause we Mermaid for each other.

The best cheesy pick-up lines Go ahead, feel my shirt. I was wondering if you had an extra heart.

If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me? Hi, how was heaven when you pifk it?

Can you help me find him? Are you from Tennessee?

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But I am now, because you're the answer to all my prayers. Want to use me as a blanket?

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You're so sweet, you'd put Hershey's out of business! You must be a magician. Are you religious? Because Yoda only one for me!

You are the reason even Santa has a naughty list. Hey, do you have a couple minutes for me to hit on you?

Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world? Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Are you a parking ticket? Do you have a BandAid? If it was your last day on earth, what would you eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner?

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Remember me? My attraction to you is an inversed square law. Remember me? Because you're sporting the goods!

Is your dad a terrorist? How do you feel about a date?

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I seem to have lost my phone. Do you know CPR? Our New-holstein-WI adult friends ancestors used them—you can be sure some Caveman tried a line like "Can I hiber-mate with you through the Ice Age? Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

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Me doing all the talking. I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you. You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you! I just scraped my knee falling for you. I seem to have lost mycan I have yours?

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I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art. There must be something wrong with my eyes.

Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary? Whether they laugh or cringe, all of these are foolproof classics that are quirky enough to grab their attention. Or can I call you mine?